[Editor’s note: In 2009, we published Kij Johnson’s Nebula Award-winning story, “Spar.” In 2013, she contributed this alternate version of the story to John Ordover’s BACONTHOLOGY, a bacon-themed charity anthology aimed at raising money for children with autism. We present this story for your April amusement and hope that you will consider supporting John’s cause. … Continue reading Spar (The Bacon Remix) by Kij Johnson